Dildo

An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.

''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''

by rafa May 6, 2003

dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

dildo dequino

its where u take a newborn baby and try to shove it back into the female untill she gets off

doctor: it's a boy!!
woman: oh joy!
man: stick it back in!
doctor: a dildo dequino!

by ifuccbitchezz March 18, 2009

Dildo Hospice

An elderly woman's Vagina.

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice

by Lance.Pimpstrong September 23, 2015

tommys_magical_dildo

Famous mythological dildo used in IRC chats.

/me shoves tommys_magical_dildo into $nick.

by Denisfdsfas December 25, 2007

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by WHAT February 13, 2005

sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011