Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

Crunchy Dick

A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.

"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"

by crunchy d June 7, 2018

CrunchTime

When you are low on time before your uber arrives and you still need to drink more and smoke more to be fucked up.

Hurry the hell up Andy, our driver is 5 min away so you better believe its CrunchTime baby!

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 February 2, 2019

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019

crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

Crunchy Pudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack

Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding

by gay_eatpu$$ March 20, 2019