coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.

Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."

by illy Wonka January 4, 2014

crossturbate

Masturbating with a cross. This is known to let the spirit of Jesus be within you.

I love to crossturbate when I have commited a sin. It makes me feel holy.

by Horny_Guibert May 31, 2014

Coasties

A series of exams taken by prospective Marine Engineers and Mates looking to earn their U.S. Coast Guard Unlimited Licenses. Normally taken by senior merchant marine cadets attending a Maritime Academy.

I've been studying for coasties for the past 2 months and am still scared as hell for the exam.

by Rangoras May 11, 2015

croostafistics

crucified fish sticks

i just ate some croostafistics

by codyisawesome July 17, 2016

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

croatoan

A group of people that speak dragon and pig Latin

CROATOAN Speak two languages

by Zgfgvhguychhf September 20, 2017

Coastal

Coastal denotes a lazy attitude and a go with the flow demeanour. It also can describe a state of mind as in "no fucks given"

Hey that guy just cut you off! Don't stress man I'm coastalas fuck right now.

Or
I need an answer here - I'm running out of time, why don't you guys don't care? We're coastal man.

by Memphis Meltdown October 27, 2017