crabcage

a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).

very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.

Dave said he couldn't make dinner because he'd be "out of the country." So obvious he wanted me to ask where he was going; it was a total crabcage.

by jimnobu November 21, 2014

craboon

A crab/baboon hybrid. Somewhat scary looking.

craboon

by Vespresso May 31, 2019

Macro Crabs

a single computer instruction that results in a series of instructions in machine language. for crabs.

man don't push alt+5, you'll get macro crabs

by sloppy2nd December 18, 2010

get yer crabs on!

An exuberant suggestion to party down and not think for a single moment about the pubic louse waiting to feast on your party-going blood.

Get down, have some brewskies and get yer crabs on!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Crabgas

Flatulence resulting from ingesting shellfish.

After he finished off that bushel of crabs, his crabgas was so noxious that we had to pull over and put the top down on the convertible

by C Hop October 24, 2007

Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.

Leonard is your God now.

by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004

crabcakes and football

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

by c.dubsak April 9, 2008