Forest Child

Someone who doesn't look their age. Some usually don't even grow facial hair at all in their lives. It was inspired by the forest children in the Legend of Zelda who don't age at all. Many of them find it annoying that people say that they don't look their age but it pays off in the end when others are old and wrinkly and the forest children still look the same as they were 20 years ago.

Guy 1: Man, I had no idea you were 19. You look like you're 15.

Guy 2: It's okay. I'm a forest child. I live forever.

by Linkthechamion May 17, 2012

last child

The little bitch kid who gets everything they want. Everyone fucking hates them a wants to slap them.

I hate my little brother. I want to be the last child.

by ashybear2017 July 12, 2017

Chilango

100% Grade 'A' Mexican. A person born within the Federal Distric. The type of Mexican that all other indios of Mexico want to be. Also known for their unique language skills in double meaning of sentences.

Chilangos de Chilangolandia hablan con doble sentido.

by Carlos October 30, 2004

smarter child

a retarded computer that talks to you on msn and he doesnt make sence

says:
my name is joe
- smarter child - contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 call u joe?

says:
yes
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
u said your name was frank but now i'll call u joe.

says:
thanks yo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hi joe. what's up?
says:
nm you ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, not much or never mind?

ok, should we get back 2 the kinda questions i was designed 2 answer?

says:
how are you

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i'm doing well. how about u, joe?
says:
greeeart
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
sorry, i didn't understand that.
says:
great
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup.

says:
do you like sex
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

says:
why not

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
why not? u tell me.

says:
cause your a robot
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
yup. that's what i am.

>>> everyone loves trivia games! type "trivia" anytime.
Jessicaanicholsonn ; says:
homo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i don't like the way u r speaking now. these r awful words 2 use.
says:
why cause its true ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i dunno how 2 answer that.

i do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what i'm really here for.

says:
you enjoy talking about how your gay ?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i am not prejudiced in any way, and i would never cause anyone any harm.
why do u keep talking 2 me like that?
says:
cause you said you enjoyed the conversation dumbass

by jdnyo May 31, 2009

colorful emo child.

some one who dresses is normal colors but always looks for attention by being sad.

for example: samantha wears normal colors but is always looking for attention from everybody by being sad so samantha is a colorful emo child.

by girlstuckinbox January 4, 2008

Trouble child

a kid being a issue, the child whos just being trouble or spazzing out all day. Attends to make stupid jokes about stuff, friends, or whoever they are talking to.

Someones being a trouble child today.
HAHAHahhahahAHAHA im being sucha trouble child today hahahahahaha!!!

by Ch3wy October 21, 2008

The Man Child

The Man Child

The word "Man Child" is a common use of words to describe a Child in a Mans body. Destinctive markings such as muffin tops long hair and pidgeon toes can be found on this specimen. This type of person will bath himself while intoxicated. Its lead to belive that the man child is still alive and subsides in the north island of new zealand. A bounty has been set, please approch with caution as he will sulk!

The Man Child

by Teaching nothin but the truth May 25, 2011