cave dweller

a queef or fart yet to be expelled

i cant fuck right now i have a cave dweller

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

bat cave

Its really pretty simple actually. First you must defacate in the mouth of your partner. They should then smear it all over their face making it look brown and bumpy like a cliffside. Next, proceed to ejaculate in and around their mouth. As they continue to hold their mouth open like a cave opening, the jizz will give it the stalactites to hang from the ceiling.

jizz, defacate, bat cave

by hillbilly t March 10, 2009

caveman

a term to define the point in which the face starts to eat the nose, creating the image of a caveman.

wow, Joe must be the missing link, did you see that caveman!

by wohah July 19, 2003

Going Caveman

The act of becoming extremely unmotivated in your appearance after smoking lots of weed. This usually includes but is not limited to growing your hair out long and having a full beard.

Jimmy: "damn bro why you look like that"

Hernandez: "man i've been smoking so much I've just been Going Caveman"

Jimmy: " -__- Cut your fucking hair"

by @Real_KDeVante February 5, 2012

man cave

slang. Refers to the anus of a gay or straight man.

Hey Phil, come here and let me put this in your man cave!

by louis February 21, 2005

Caveman

Someone who is so behind in times, technology, trends, styles, fads, popular culture, etc., that you would think that they are a caveman from the Stone Age.

Person 1: *comes to school in a loincloth*

Person 2: A loincloth? That was last week's fad! This week's all "about spacesuits... Get with the progam, Caveman!"

by Introducing Organisms March 15, 2010

Cave monkey

Somone who's just so hairy that they look like a monkey that's just been growing more hair and nothing else

Steven-yo Vinniewhere's my 5 bucks?

Vinnie-Ah shut up ya goddamn cave monkey!

by Vinnie5o January 10, 2012