cardangle

The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.

Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.

Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"

by Goose9988 November 16, 2012

Card Stomp

The intent to royally defeat one or more people in a trading card game.

"Let's go card stomp the people at the local comic shop"

by Chris Springs November 25, 2013

Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

cardi bś mom

gay as fuck

cardi bś mom is gay as fuck

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 8, 2019

Cardi b

Ass

Cardi b is ass

by Mi’Annatheniggarat December 30, 2020

Cardan

In Romanian it is used as an alternative to "dick". Fun alternative.

A luat fata cardanul intre falci ca o profesionista.

by Amoks May 4, 2022

geographic card

referring to wet dreams, jizz stains and their shape.

"yo jim jones, i made a geographic card last night that looked exactly like italy"

by jim jones yo September 27, 2007