cancer kazoo

The annoying wheeze of a smoker.

I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

Cancel Canada Day

A phrase often spoken by pasty white teenage girls with daddy issues or alcoholic natives with zero respect for their country, which notifies everyone around them to stay away.

"We need to Cancel Canada Day!"
"No, Chief Owl Piss, you need to take your meds"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009

Eye Cancer

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013

Cancer

1. A mutation of DNA in a cell, causing it to never stop reproducing

2. Any form of shitposting a large group, or an expression of accusing a community or group of being weird or obsessive.

1. My grandmother died last year of liver cancer

2. The anime community is so cancerous, I thing I'm dying

by Arakon May 30, 2016

Social Cancer

Social Cancer is a trend that grows quickly and can, but don't always, remain for a long time. Social Cancers can be cults, events, items, etc.
Some examples are:
Harambe
Fidget Spinners
Kekistani
Literally anything that is pervasive in a culture

Guy: Ugh, Fidget Spinners are such social cancer!
Guy 2: VSHHH
Guy: Noooo!

by ThePurityOfChaos August 5, 2017

Cancer

Something that you want people to get when they piss you off

Eric punched me in the gut, I hope he gets cancer.

by Mdog324 November 30, 2011