feel the clause

When you feel like santa clause, very happy and cheerfull

Man, I feel the clause right now.

by Happyclause April 4, 2014

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014

The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .

Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause

by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018

The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.

My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.

by Joood September 25, 2020

the winglis clause

A new version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ (the longer an internet argument/debate/discussion goes on the likelihood of a reference to Hitler increases) which we’ll call ‘The Winglis Clause’ that states that as soon as Trump is brought into an internet argument/debate/discussion the topic will immediately descend into a lengthy and verbally spiteful ‘left vs right’ debate leaving the original topic trampled underfoot like an unfit tourist in Pamplona trying their hand at ‘the running of the bulls’. It’s basically a more ‘en flique’ version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ with a few extras on it. In the spirit of Hollywood I have taken an existing, perfectly brilliant concept and repackaged it with some metaphorical CGI.

As soon as someone pulled the winglis clause out during a very interesting thread about the Ohio State Fair I knew it was time to log off before the Trumpeters showed up to argue how great the tiny handed Emperor is.

by Grill Bill December 6, 2020

San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho”

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021

the cooper temple clause

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them

person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"

by the cooper temple clause fan January 31, 2021