bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008

muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022

Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019

jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020

scant bird

A mangy or disease ridden hoe

You nasty as f**k, Wit cho scant bird ass..

by UNENO2 July 12, 2017

Build a bird

Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.

She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.

by Elton pammy March 6, 2017