Beer Shit

The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.

Student #1- "Dude, I gotta go home."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."

by tleoxnagshorn September 26, 2009

beer can nipples

when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not

Stephanie has got some beer can nipples

by Natures_Reject September 3, 2005

Beer

A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.

Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Beer app

A person's memory which contains an ungodly amount of information about beer. This person is typically the envy of their friends and can be called on in times of beer information emergencies.

How did you know where that beer was made? I looked it up in my "beer app."

by creamyketchup January 9, 2011

Taco-beer shits

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008

fridge beer

After a party, the leftover beers from the guests are collected and placed in the host's (or hostess') fridge. These are known as fridge beer - signifying no ownership, a no man's land of beer. Common target of that guy who comes over sometimes but never seems to bring his own beer.

"Man, look at all the fridge beer from last night! There's like 6 kinds in here. Mind if I grab a Corona?"

by Matthewx99 May 16, 2010

Wheat Thins and Beer

A poor replacement for breakfast, originating in the Anthrax song "Milk." Toss some wheat thins in a bowl, pour beer in it, and eat like it's cereal. Just remember the Anthrax lyrics when you try it.

"I'll just have Wheat Thins and Beer,
If I get sick the toilet is near!"

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005