Beater

An object/item you use freely, recklessly, and commonly, to avoid damage to an identical/similar version of that item that is newer or superior to the "beater" item.

Dude 1: "hey bro, lets go out to some trails on our bikes, its gonna be very messy cause it just rained out, so it'll be all muddy"

Dude 2: "yeah sure! let me just put on my beater shoes, along with my beater bike, to make sure my new jordans and my schwinn bike don't get fucked up."

by thatsanthony August 11, 2023

Brindel Beater

a cowboy that has sex a lot

the Brindel Beater gave Maz multiple water buffalos during the root in the back of his van

by Kimothy December 2, 2004

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013

Filled beaver

Guy orgasam with no condom into vagina.

Filling hot pussy with cum. Filled beaver with protine

by Billiejo69 October 19, 2013

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

yeasty beaver

Drunk girl

Check out that yeasty beaver over there. She definitely drank too much

by wildcat6535 June 19, 2014