Businessing

To arouse a male to find out how large his member really is. Or to finger-fuck a female without getting her off

I totally was businessing Kevin last night just to see how big his dick was, to see if it was really true

by Kimnasty February 1, 2009

buisness chair

the act in which two men start by getting on their backs,then proceed to get butt to butt, literally so close that these two guys are touching dicks side by side.
thus making it one dick like an "entity".
now the third person male or female now comes into play,then insert both dicks at the same time into the ass or puss.now once on and in position using your hands grabbing the ankles of the other two thus the "buissness chair" is born now "swivel" yourself about till climax is acheived.

tom asked if he would like to his buisness chair in action.

by GROVESTOWN June 11, 2006

BusinessGoose

An alias used by this man to hide from Gene, BusinessGoose is part man, part Goose. He typically sports a tall Pink Mohawk and is not afraid to solve a problem with violence.

He once assaulted a Chicken because it 'looked like him'.

'Man, that BusinessGoose is NOT to be messed with'

by A concerned friend June 29, 2021

businessgang

A group chat entirely filled with maidenless boys.

Yonger: hey dude are you in businessgang?
Derkota: yeah bro, I wish I could get some maidens(male form) ngl

by trudowos June 19, 2022

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

Busimessman

Describes a businessman who is either at a bar or intoxicated and although appears business-like, has lost coherency and ability to maintain normal social conduct i.e. conversation, ability to stand up straight etc.

Can be altered to include females i.e. busimesswoman

Yeah he's a busimessman

by Busimessman August 4, 2010

Schulic Buisness School

An Ivy League business program that is on York Universities campus, located in Canada, in the GTA of Toronto. It is the best business school in Canada. 90% of graduates end up earning over $120,000 per year (higher then doctors) in their first year alone, which is why it is very competitive.

Employe: "Boss which school did you go to?"

Boss: "Schulic Buisness School"

Employe: "Oh, never heard of it"

Boss: "Thats why your not the boss"

by UFT student October 17, 2011