bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 15, 2007

Feral Hogs

People who illegally or unethically enrich themselves by acting on confidential information.

The coronavirus pandemic revealed Kelly Loeffler and Richard Burr to be feral hogs as they made investment decisions based on information they received in confidential briefings

by costrike March 21, 2020

Sweat Hogs

When a woman has fat tits

Look at Cindy’s sweat hogs, they are so nice

by Grandpas Sayings February 15, 2024

hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.

Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.

by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023

Plug Hog

A heavy-set female you have intercouse with, usually as a last resort. See "slam pig" for further explanation.

I struck out at the bar all night so I finally settled for a good ol plug hog.

by Rmn1234 September 20, 2017

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 05, 2024