Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 08, 2017
Bob: Bro, did you hear that sick new song, Worth It? It's taking over the world.
Joe: Oh yeah, then it's by Fifth Harmony
Joe: Oh yeah, then it's by Fifth Harmony
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw August 30, 2015