Frostmens Syndrome

A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.

Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.

by Rebeccm November 21, 2022

Stockholm Syndrome

A fear when one becomes lost in the middle of Ikea.

I was stuck in the bedding section of Ikea and forgot which way I came in. Stockholm syndrome came in to full effect because of this dilemma.

by LJH24ZERO2 October 31, 2019

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.

"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."

by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020

acid sack syndrome

Acid sack syndrome is a condition in which the apple bag (scrotum) is severely inflamed and chaffed as a result of shitting or sharting in the undershorts

Bill contacted acid sack syndrome cause he could n't make it to the shitter in time

by BIG T 49 July 10, 2023

PackGod Syndrome

Packgod syndrome is a syndrome where you cant be humbled no matter how hard anyone trys.

Yo bro jacob wyatt thompson has packgod syndrome

by WylieFlannery May 7, 2025