cock gizzard

A penis with extra foreskin that has the appearance of being old and wrinkly

I was frightening by what I saw when I saw his penis for the first time. Reminded me of an old, wrinkey rooster's cobbled neck. It was a cock gizzard!!! All I could do was run!

by Prissy Mae March 31, 2017

Cock-hobbled

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.

Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.

by Cuntstruck July 24, 2024

Germunda cock

Very large item for hitting objects

Hand me that Germunda cock so I can hit this stake

by Germunda June 6, 2015

Cock hole

Is a slang name for Ukrainian man. Consonant with the term "hohol" (in english translation - "crest"), similar to a medieval Turkish haircut in the form of a single braid on a bald head.

A typical question for a Ukrainian bot pretending to be a foreigner: are you cock hole?

by Taras_Pidorashko November 29, 2023

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

cock collage

Any place there are am irregularly large number of dudes.

Also see Sausage Fest

Hey was that bar any good last night?
No bro...it was a fucking cock collage.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011