smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

Browning the hamburger meat

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

lu si hamang

Standard issue ah beng argument when threatened meaning "who the fuck u think u r m8?!?1!1!!"

Normal human being: Yo man, you can't park on the disabled spot
Ah beng: Lu si hamang?!?!?
Normal human being: omfg how ableist of me

by lazykevin October 2, 2016

Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.

Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!

by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 19, 2016

Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for no reason.

Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.

by Gonnakms November 2, 2016