neo-net-surfing-zombie

People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.

Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

Tinned Tomato Zombie

Something to describe your friend

You look like a tinned tomato zombie

by Hi Ciara July 10, 2019

urban dictionary zombie

When you spend 420 hours on urban dictionary and can only speak in definitions

Guy 1: woah look at guy 2
Guy 2: aaaaaa March 12th the most beautiful aaaaaa potetic person aaaa was born aaaaaa
Guy 3: yup he's definitely turned into a urban dictionary zombie

by unicornsssssssssssssssssssssss May 1, 2020

Pulled a Zombie

To enter a ps4 party and leave without saying a word, after a while

Tyler pulled a zombie yesterday and it was awkward for everybody

by Sulas July 22, 2020

Bubble Tea Zombie

A person who is mindlessly drawn towards bubble tea

She can't help herself, she is a bubble tea zombie

by Jalla123 October 7, 2020