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seven wank wall

The wall you hit after you have jerked off seven times in 24 hours. It is said that if you attempt an 8th wank your vision will go blurry and you will pass out.
Dude Abi Titmuss is so hot, she made me hit the seven wank wall, I tried the 8th and I woke up like an hour later with an aching crotch!
by 1337 Cookie Monster January 16, 2009
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Cupidian Wall

A mental block or barrier of frustration and anxiety that accompanies one's trouble of forgetting a person they like/love. It occurs when the person likes/loves another person, but due to circumstances, cannot ( or isn't likely to) be with him/her, and realizes this. Thus plunging them into a bout of mixed sad feelings, and when the person tries to forget the one they like/love to ease his/her pain, it is nigh impossible.
A:Hey man, you should stop thinking about her, it's just tearing you up from the inside out.
B: I know I should, but I just can't help it, I just can't tear myself away as easy as I thought I could, it's like there is something keeping me from doing it.
A: Ah, that my friend, is called a cupidian wall. You're hopelessly in love and need some help I assume.
by Bewnam Ajnin April 27, 2008
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Secret Wall Tattoo

A work of art, symbol, or sketch hidden behind a frame, mirror, headboard or other wall attachment of a hotel or motel room. The term is attributed to Joshua Homme, who created many wall tattoos while touring with Queens of the Stone Age. Some might try to link this practice with "anarchy" or "fighting the man" but these attempts usually end in fail. How serious can your statement be taken if you hide it under a $5 print?
"This hotel room smells like a band was in here! Quick, look behind the mirrors for Secret Wall Tattoos!"

Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.
by Some Jerk Bob June 16, 2009
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Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.
It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.
by Ariel777 August 27, 2009
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magic wall

The ATM attached to a building that dispenses $$$.
I'll meet you in 20 minutes. I have to go by the magic wall & get some cash.
by Nerdy Redhead December 5, 2010
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Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.
Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall
by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010
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dick wall

When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises.
Can be used as a verb or noun.

Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.

Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.
by thescinema December 1, 2011
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