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Virgin Micheál

A lad who jokes about his virginity to cope with the inevitable doom of him being a virgin forever.

The male version of Virgin Mary
Jayus that lad is a pure Virgin Micheál, look at his beard”
by Micheál/Michael January 9, 2019
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Life Virgin

Somebody who has not done anything with his or her life, therefore their life has yet to loose its virginity
i.e. a Life Virgin has never been abroad, never experienced love, never got drunk
by Ziltoid The Nonmiscient February 3, 2014
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Virgin Slut

1) A girl who engages in all sorts of sexual activity but refrains from vaginal intercourse, thereby earning the right to say that she is a virgin because she still hasn't "done it".

2) An oxymoron used to refer to a girl who is very generous with her affections or slutty in general, but feigns an air of piousness, sometimes even going as far as to claim that she is a virgin though she definitely isn't. In this case, the word "virgin" is used sarcastically.
1)
A: Dude, every time I see Shreya at a party, some dude has his tongue down her throat yet I hear that she's a virgin?
B: Don't worry about her dude, she's a virgin slut. She will engage in any sexual activity as long as it doesn't involve intercourse.
A: Ah! That explains it.

2)
A: Dude, Shreyangshi is so sweet & innocent and has dated only one guy before. I think I might be in love with her :-)
B: She played you for a fool boy. Some senior popped her cherry long ago, in the first semester itself. Everyone knows that she's a "virgin" slut.
A: Ah! That explains it. I'm sad though.
by LordVats June 28, 2017
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Virgin fag

a Lil Bitch is someone who talks about fortnite 24/7 and is the least funny person of all time
by kool doushe400 November 27, 2018
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COVID virginity

Losing your COVID virginty after 14 months of no hookups.
"Oh damn bro, I lost my COVID virginity last night. I hooked with this fiiiine ass broad with big tits and a tight p****! HOOOOOWEEEEE!!!!"
by zodeep April 9, 2021
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facebook virgin

getting your cherry popped for the first time on facebook and not knowing what the hell to do
You dont know how to use facebook? You must be a facebook virgin
by dksdoinit May 21, 2010
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Virgin Ears

adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment
"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"
by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010
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