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Joob Tube

Nut Gun. Cock n balls. A man’s reproductive system, well at least the part that penetrates the coochie.
Yeah, Sally squatted on my joob tube and I ended up creaming her.
by ZimmDawg8063 April 21, 2020
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Taiwan Tube Pull

When your strapped down to a chair and one end of string is tied to your balls with the other end tied to a door handle for someone to slam shut.
Dude Kevin was so pissed at Eric he gave him a Taiwan Tube Pull.
by Stealthbushido May 18, 2015
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tubing

The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.
"Hey Jim I'm bored, let's go tubing" "Sounds like a great idea Alex!"
by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015
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Noob Tube

An extremely overpowered weapon in a video game that inexperienced players (noobs) tend to spam.
It is named for the grenade launcher attachment to assault rifles in COD. Due to the fact that it requires zero effort to use, new players tend to spam it a lot. Plus it looks like a tube, hence the name "Noob Tube."

It is also available in the GMOD gamemode Prop Hunt, although in this case it's a necessary evil because the 1hp props can be frustrating to kill.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
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Tube stroker

Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.

Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit

0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”
by Steeeel pain March 8, 2020
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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Corona fuck tube

When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night

Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
by Abe2608 March 27, 2020
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