by TrickOrThreat August 6, 2022
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Get the Having-a-jim mug.When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
Get the Earthworm Jim mug."Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"
"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"
6.45... "Jim?"
"Just leaving now bois"
"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"
6.45... "Jim?"
"Just leaving now bois"
by Ugbo November 23, 2021
Get the Jim mug.A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.
High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025
Get the Uncle Jim mug.A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
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