Midnight Lotto Ticket

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

by KRock Radio December 15, 2008

slap and tickle

Cockney slang for sex.

The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

Tickle-Dick

(v./n.)used in place of saying somebody is fucking around and being an idiot.

He would rather just play tickle-dick than hang out with his friends.

That guy is being such a tickle-dick.

by JimmyMcCricket January 11, 2011

Tickle My Pickle

A saying used to describe when a women "tickles" a man's penis.

Dude, do you think Jessica would tickle my pickle?!

by Evbrez January 22, 2007

tick-tock

describes the rhythm of buttocks in motion, esp. desirable ones.

"tock" is short for BUTT-tocks.

"tick-tock" is also onomatapoeic, describing the sound made by shoes or high heels.

here's how it might be used in conversation:

George W. Bush: "tick-tock, twelve-o-clock." (the girl walking right in front of us has a fantastic ass i can't stop looking at. are you looking at it too?)

Dick Cheney: "tick TOCK." (yes, i see. it is quite remarkable)

George W. Bush: "tick-tock you don't stop" (i could look at that ass forever)

Dick Cheney: "you know what time it is." (i agree wholeheartedly)

George W. Bush: "tick...tock...tick...tock"

Dick Cheney: "hmmmm... tick-tock, three o'clock." (look to your right)

George W. Bush: "tick TOCK."

etc.

by hammond swiss March 20, 2005

Ticonderoga

A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.

Guy: Hi I'm from Ticonderoga, I like to drink alot and break shit

by Grenadez February 25, 2011

Tickle Your Pickle

Another slang term for Masturbation. Many include either food or animals, make of that what you want... Other examples include: Spanking the Monkey Jerkin your Gherkin Beating the Snake Chocking the Chicken Doodle your Noodle Wrestling your Eel

Guy: I'm So Horny
Girl: You should go home and Tickle your Pickle

by S.Y.F October 17, 2008