Emergency Porn

The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:

- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack

It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.

In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.

Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.

by reystoner12345 October 27, 2011

Normal Porn

Normal porn is the worse version of hentai.

It's the worse hentai.
That's normal porn.

by SHITFACE.ca May 3, 2022

porn move

The act of doing an every day activity which is suddenly turned into something out of of porno.

I was tutoring a girl last night at the library when she pulled a porn move on me and began sucking on her pen and staring at me, moments later we were having sex on the table.

by The Legend Pt Duex February 21, 2011

picasso porn

Pay channel pornography (i.e. Spice) which can barely be viewed through scrambled reception late at night.

"I think thats a breast, or is it a leg? Man, this is straight up picasso porn."

by Dave RI July 21, 2005

Food Porn

when people post close up pictures on they're social networking sites (ex. facebook, myspace) of delicious food that looks like art.

Eddy's photo caption on picture reads: "Man I don't even wanna touch this work of food art"

Walter comments: That's some delicious looking food porn.

by Alisa Bosconovitch June 3, 2010

porn dwarf

A small person who's only way to get sex would be to star in midget porn.

Where's that porn dwarf Lance gone now...

by The Scotsman September 28, 2005

Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.

(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004