Testicular Milk

Semen

girlfriend: i want me some of your testicular milk tonight

boyfriend: ...

girlfriend: what?

boyfriend: who even says that?

girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.

boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")

by Is There A Problem Officer? August 7, 2011

Tesla Coil

*continued* It's simplest to build one that is one to two feet tall. The simplest one to build is a SGTC. The easiest way to build one is with a transformer, connected in parallel to a spark gap connected in parallel to a capacitor connected in parallel to the primary coil and a secondary coil of about 1200 turns of magnet wire placed inside the primary coil and a topload (it has to be of a shape with no edges, such as a sphere or a toroid--donut shaped) on the secondary. The secondary is then grounded to a copper pipe in the ground. The transformer needs to be at least 7500V 30mA. Yeah, DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME unless you know what you are doing or want to electrocute yourself. SGTCs cannot be audio modulated. It can be with an extra part but the noise would be drowned out by the spark gap. If you yell and can still hear yourself, you didn't make the spark gap right. To make sure you get the values right, you can go to JavaTC. It's a free online software for SGTC building. You can download it online. For more details on how to build one, buy or torrent "The Ultimate Construction Guide to Tesla Coils" or something.A slightly harder one that requires previous knowledge on electronics is a SSTC. They aren't as hard as DRSSTCs, but these ones are nice because the arcs are pretty safe to touch without a faraday suit and they are the fun, audio modulated ones.

I like them tesla coils huge.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

testosterone-fueled

Masculine hormonal energy associated with violence

During the war grandpa was a testosterone-fueled madman killing lots of enemies.

by 7od October 8, 2016

tesya

a unique name where my family found. I don't know where but I love it. At least you have a normal name.

dad: what should I name her?
aunt: tesya, that's it, she is unique

Baby me: "ah"

by Tesburrito December 8, 2020

Tesi

A Tesla (a stylish, technology-packed electric vehicle with hella torque and ludicrous acceleration).

Saweetie: Beep beep, is that my besti in a Tesi?

by ayysouthtexas March 12, 2021

Float Test

A Float Test is a term given to garbage that is tossed overboard while at sea. The term is used to describe material that is to be discarded in a less than optimally environmental manner. Said equipment is usually described as nfg, and therefore needs to be "Float Tested".

Cpl Smith- "What'd you guys do with that bad radio the CO wanted destroyed?"
Lcpl Jones- "We float tested it over the Marianas Trench."
Cpl Smith- "Very well, carry on."

by LawDog322 January 11, 2008

Tiffany Test

The standard of coolness to which women must meet in order to be deemed "dateable."

"Dude, she is so annoying. She fails the Tiffany Test."

by T-Cho July 18, 2009