studylag

Like jetlag, but with studying. You stay up WAY too late cramming for some seemingly INCREDIBLY important test and wake up after <4 hours of sleep and you're not tired at all, but then you crash right at about noon and the regret hits

Damn, these finals got me studylagging HARD.

by chucklesromo January 12, 2018

Studying

Sitting with friends smoking hookah

Matthew, I am studying

by HiMatthew June 12, 2018

Studybate

Masturbating because you are tired of studying or because you want a tangeble outcome to your purely theocratic efforts.

I like to reward myself with a good studybate after complete a long module

by Terrence_m November 12, 2018

Studying on YouTube

The excuse you give your parents when they ask you to study while you are relaxing.

Mom: Go fucking study for the test tomorrow!
Me: Don’t worry I’m studying on YouTube
Mom: I’m so proud of my baby

by Robo - Hunter July 3, 2019

Studying

When teenagers tell parents they’re studying with someone who is a friend but really they’re having sex

Mum me and a friend are going to be studying in my room don’t disturb us.

by Don’t want to be identified April 19, 2020

Studying

A process of self-inflicted pain. Can be split into 3 main parts:
1. Worrying about when to start studying 2 weeks before the test
2. Flopping on the couch with your phone and a book 1 day before the test
3. Frantically flipping through the pages of the book half an hour before the test at school

Damn u studying? Why the fuck is your phone next to u?

by w killer 3312 October 4, 2020

Studying

Something you should be doing

i should be studying

by DistraughtComrade October 18, 2020