Stoner Fucks

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.

Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.

by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008

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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

Stoner

Someone who is a loser. They are usually stupid but mostly due to the fact that they have smoked themselves that way. These people usually work a dead end job and dont amount to anything. They are usually moochers and somehow convince other people to do stuff/buy stuff for them. They need interventions because they cant function without pot.

See that stupid dude/chick? He/she's a stoner.
Bummer.

by Bobby mc queen April 13, 2008

Shoverolet

Pronounced shove rolay. A derivation of Chevrolet.

An unreliable car, probably made by General Motors, that requires push-starting on a regular basis. Base pricing of Shovevroli (the plural form) runs from less than $1,000 to the window sticker price of any post-bailout GM model.

Hey man, don't by that pile a crap Malibu. It won't be nuthin' but a Shoverolet and a big-ass headache.

by Wurd Smithe October 20, 2009

Stober

When you are such a stoner that even when you are completely sober, you still look stoned.

Did you hear Lucas gave up drugs for a month for his parole hearing?

Really? I just saw him and he looked stoned out of his mind.

Yeah he is just always looks stober.

by Hillary_Love April 28, 2011

Stoner girl

A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.

Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<

"Lmao! I'm not your average girl. I'm a stoner girl!!!!"

by pseudank August 18, 2017

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

by Redman April 26, 2005