The Spider

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.

Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.

by SJHS BOI February 2, 2005

snipers

Attackers from an unknown source, in this example snipers means mosquitos, but it can have several meanings.

in the urban sense: "I was bitten by snipers while walking my dog." Translated: "I was bitten by mosquitos while walking my dog."

by Stephen Potta October 31, 2007

Spider-man 3

Pretty much the absolutely the most terrible movie made in the last thirty years, and that's saying a lot because Troll 2 was made in the last thirty years, and up until that point it was one of the worst movies ever. The movie wasn't so bad, until about the point where Peter got the black suit (which was done entirely wrong) and started getting all emo and shit. The moment that broke my heart was when he saw his hair being normal, then made it do the emo swoop. GOD. But ultimately, the scene that actually brought the movie to the lowest of the low was the one where he's dancing in the street and givin' the ladies sexy looks (gets a suit; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; thrusts; leaves). Not far behind is the scene where he's suddenly all jazzy and shit on the piano. Also, Venom sucked ass, and didn't have much of a tongue.

This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.

Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?

Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3

by Edgar Twenty-five December 30, 2007

spider veins

Slightly bigger veins usually located on the hands, arms, and feet.

bro: "hey dude, check out my spider veins"
dude: "bro, that is so fuckin wicked! i wish i had spider veins!"

by spiderperson December 16, 2005

Escape a sniper

1.
Begin running the moment you suspect there is a problem. Pick a direction and stick with it. There is no use trying to figure out which way to run away from the shooter, since they will most likely be well-hidden. Just choose the shortest route to safety.

2.
Run in a zigzag pattern. It is difficult to hit a moving target. However, it is much more difficult to line a person up in gun sight, if he is moving in erratic motions. This will help you avoid being zeroed in on by a sniper.

3.
Keep moving. Never stop moving while trying to escape a sniper. A person who is standing still, even for a brief second, is an ideal target for a sniper. No matter how you move, don’t stop, and keep your movements erratic and unpredictable. This will help you stay safe.

4.
Move indoors as quickly as possible. Your best bet will be to run in a zigzag pattern toward the nearest building. If you are outdoors, it will be impossible for a sniper to hit you if you are indoors and away from windows.

5.
Find something to hide under if there are no nearby buildings to take shelter in. Sliding under a parked car or truck is a good idea, because snipers tend to be located up high. This will prevent the shooter from having a good angle.

Escape a sniper, you are the example.
Go.

by personalchaos October 17, 2010

Sniper

A person who always sees you do stuff that you shouldn't be doing. Snipers are usually moms, dads, old people, or people of authority.

The lunch lady sniped me stealing a fudge round from across the room. What a fucking sniper.

by Dante P October 29, 2005

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003