soup spoon

another name for my penis

oh baby, i wanna stir your colon with my soup spoon

by kstine February 22, 2009

talented spoon

when an Asian has a name that you wouldn't expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor

"hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-Jeremy"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"

by henez August 20, 2011

spoon

An evil person who "stirs" up rumours about you.
Tells you mean stuff other people have said about you behind your back.
A complete bitch.

Spoon: Omg did you hear what she said about you?
You: No what?
Spoon: She says your an incompetent bitch with no social life. She hates you.
You: Oh...tahts nice. Thanks for telling me. You spoon.

by Imogen c May 25, 2006

ocean spoon girl

A girl that blows a guy anywhere, including the ocean.

I heard lola is a ocean spoon girl.. what a whore

by Taylorgahdnpc March 15, 2017

spoon it

To make a U-Turn in an automobile

Hey, I see a spot on the other side of the street. Spoon it.

by hook June 6, 2004

Joji Spoon

a ginger man with a very small penis.

Many times a man will post a pic captioned "joji spoon" to proclaim himself as having a tiny pecker and an even worse personality.

"Ew. He's such a joji spoon"
"Yo! It's a joji spoon!"

by phishwithlegs April 25, 2022

spoon

to lightly brush up another person's arm in violent intent
(it all started in the land called of the mind controlling dogs and the goodie bag)

"let's c what's in the goodie bag for you tonite...a SPOON!'
*spoon*

by elmiantacisi July 7, 2004