Pitching

A technique of checking a girls ass out by dropping a simple item (i.e. a pencil, hat, gum wrapper, etc.) and having her to pick it up by bending over with her butt faced towards you. This trick is very hard to pull off because you have to be very convincing.

Boy sees the school slut (ahot girl) walk by, and drops pencil, close enough to her. Girl stops, bends over, and boy gets a good glimpse of her butt. Girl hands him pencil, and walks off suspecting nothing. Boy smiles to himself, a champion of pitching, looking for more bait.

by apeman09 September 15, 2009

patch adams

Patch adams refers to havin a red nose, this also corresponds to bein an alcoholic

Lee : "that guy jaked on the floor is a heavy patch adams"

by tonymisfits September 10, 2006

PETCH

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by wanker April 27, 2003

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

berry patch

Taint. . . the 'dingleberry patch'

Take a quick romp in the berry patch and you're already a step ahead of the competition

by USMD October 17, 2004

Pitch Perfect

The winners of britains got talent 2011!

Ant and Dec: And the winners of Britains Got Talent is.... Pitch Perfect!

by Pitch Perfect June 15, 2010

pitch

1. to fling or toss
2. to tip over or fall

Last night when I was snowboarding I hit my front edge and it pitched me face first into the ice.

by HUTCH January 12, 2004