A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.
by snipe69horses March 19, 2019

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.
by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
by 2knugget March 24, 2023

by PinkNobCheeze69 December 5, 2018

A technique used in the game PUBG (Player Unknown's BattleGround) in which a chauffeur will take a car and drive around enemies to draw attention and allow his teammates to shoot at the targets. The survival rate of those doing this technique is unusually high, which is strange.
by Erkanis February 8, 2022

by davicrow August 20, 2023
