Panda

Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.

Ahaaaa you're such a panda!

by hks123 May 26, 2009

panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.

My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.

by boner express March 13, 2010

panda

A tasty Treat...
EX: Panda Kabobs, Pand steak, panda pie, panda taco (mumm taco) ect...
See, IHOP

"I loves me my panda"

by Maku April 2, 2005

Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus

Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...

by Granty Babes April 2, 2008

Panda

A mean little piss ant! Solitary,looks innocent till ya get close then it'll bite yer friggin head off so don't get to close they're just waitin' ta getcha!
And especially if ya piss 'em off you better hope you can run fast!!!^^

Innocent Person(kinda):Sarah Madson is a stupid panda!*Looks At Sarah Points And laughs!
Sarah(Panda):*glares and runs at the kinda innocent person*
Innocent Person(Kinda):Oh shit...

by Mary April 19, 2005

panda hug

When a girl gives a guy a hug when he is horny.

Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.

by androoltu August 14, 2009

colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007