2:30itus

When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night

Girl: I love you
*next day*
Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015

December 2

The one day of the school year everyone fakes sick worldwide and we try to make our attendance line at school as low as we possibly can😂

Teacher: why is no one at school today?!
john: because it's national fake sick day!!
gary: yeah haha, december 2!!

by Nugget figgot October 28, 2019

February 2

Whoever is born on this day is definitely a top.

Person 1: When is your birthday?
Person 2: Oh! It’s February 2
Person 1: I’m guessing your a top.
Person 2: 🧍 ♀️

by imaloner. January 23, 2021

May 2

the day the most silliest fool was born, the most rediculous clown known to man graced this earth on this day

today is may 2, let us rejoice in a moment of tomfoolery for the anniversary of the birth of the master of clown-foolery

by i am in your walls November 21, 2021

2 maj

En dag där bara bra personer är födda!

Någon: När föds alla bra personer?

Någon annan: 2 maj såklart!

by kittycat1337 June 30, 2020

KV-2

Almost the best damn tank that the commies made, its just a tank with a damn refrigerator as a turret then stalin decides to slap a fuckin' Howitzer in that so called refrigerator (fuckin 152mm cannon)

the KV-2 is the RUSSIAN DEATH FRIDGE

by Azurlane-fan December 1, 2020

tuffington 2

A greater version of the word "tuff", meaning cool or awesome sauce, just like hit movie Paddington 2

Sick boardslide, that was tuffington 2

by GoggleSquadron January 26, 2023