muffin face

It is a reference to a female who is somewhat ditzy yet cute at the same with with round cheeks.

"Aw look at that little girl, she's such a muffin face!"

by Muffinsss January 24, 2012

chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

by RoundElephant September 24, 2007

Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).

"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"

by Sakine June 24, 2009

muffin tits

When a woman has breast implants and her nipples become extremely large, and become puffy

Rachel had a boob job last month, and damn man, she got some muffin tits.

by TAD March 4, 2005

Muffinman

He is the partner of jiggles the assclown, he waits for you to go to sleep, sneaks in usually through the window and then proceeds to stuff muffins up your ass and teabag your face without ever waking you up.

Boss- oh man did i have a bad night.

Employee- why what happened?

Boss- the damn muffinman got me last night now my face smells like balls and i cant stop shitting nuts and blueberries.

Employee- "whispers" asshole i wish the muffinman would come visit me.

by tossed salads October 5, 2009

Muffin Rape

When one during the lunch period sneaks up behind you and takes the top off your muffin and eats it usually accompanied with the sounds NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM muffin rape

"you better watch out dude there is a muffin raper right behind you about to rape your muffins

by Andrew Chennisi January 15, 2009

Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.

Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009