One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.
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When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.
Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."
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Get the captain morgan mug.The neighborhood in DC where John Dabney keeps it real, where we freestyle on 18th with the McDonalds beat in the background and where people from other hoods come to eat our overrated Jumbo Slices. Where we represent east north and west africa listening to Reggae at Bukom after eating our chicken shoarma at Khartoum.
While walking down 18th you can see the washington monument proudly erect in the horizon, showing we can keep it up even in front of the whole city. You can play some ball or tennis, listen to live bands at madams organ ( yes, the 26th best bar in america. That allows them to be rude and ask entrance free ).
The Moishe house is where the jews throw parties, and on ontario and euclid GW law school students get their free beer.
Shots occasionaly ring on euclid so you be sure to pack some heat.
While walking down 18th you can see the washington monument proudly erect in the horizon, showing we can keep it up even in front of the whole city. You can play some ball or tennis, listen to live bands at madams organ ( yes, the 26th best bar in america. That allows them to be rude and ask entrance free ).
The Moishe house is where the jews throw parties, and on ontario and euclid GW law school students get their free beer.
Shots occasionaly ring on euclid so you be sure to pack some heat.
"Where you from?" "Amsterdam, The Netherlands, but I live in Adams Morgan"
"That's awesome. I wish I lived there but I am too cool for you so I prefer wasting money to live amongst 50 year old bisexual snobs at Dupont circle, its close to wholefoods"
"I am hot like satan, rhyming with some caucasians, representin on 18th"
"That's awesome. I wish I lived there but I am too cool for you so I prefer wasting money to live amongst 50 year old bisexual snobs at Dupont circle, its close to wholefoods"
"I am hot like satan, rhyming with some caucasians, representin on 18th"
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