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Mental Help

What You need. Please get some. Please please please get a therapist. You’re on this probably looking for the definition of anything you think is funny.
Me: get some help.
You: why?
Me: YOU NEED THERAPY
You: WHY?!

Me: You need Mental Help
by INeedTherapy1470 October 27, 2023
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mentalan

Person 1: did you watch the atrocities those mentalans did on first day of Jailer movie premiere?

Person 2: yeah that's insane
by bbrandom October 30, 2023
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Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.
Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!
by MWE2004 November 14, 2023
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Mental Diabetes

Occurs when someone has been fed with too much sugarcoated responses and replies to the point that if a blunt response or reply is given, the person will feel offended or need to address to stop hurting them
I just told her the reality but she hated me for it. She might have mental diabetes
by LePost James November 17, 2023
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Mental Fresh

When you wake up completely <Fresh>. You normally feel crappy everyday or sleepy but for once you feel relaxed. Your head feels calm and fresh. Nothing is bothering you. Not feeling stupid.
OMG I WOKE UP WITH MENTAL FRESH!! Today I woke up with mental fresh and I feel okay for once. Hopefully it lasts long today.
by idk.me.something December 23, 2023
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Mental Health United

Mental Health United is a peaceful group of administrative brothers who operates to forward the interests of the mental health and purported mental health.
Mental Health United helped the injured patient sue the doctor for everything including his shirt.

Mental Health United exposed a scandal as regards mental health diversion and abuse in the UK and this was first highlighted in the Urban Dictionary entry under the 'mental health hijack' as was occasioned in Wisbech, in 2023 (Axoxemi). Mental Health United is on X and provides free information to the mental health and purported mental health to ward off forced treatments. Like a football team, but against abusers of Human Rights. The Urban Dictionary helps publicise the matter and publication may lead to a reduction in abuse in Cambridge and Norfolk UK
by Poor and Penniless December 27, 2023
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Manta Ray Donovan

The hybrid offspring of a Manta Ray and a Shark.
The term is a portmanteau of Manta Ray and Ray Donovan, the latter being a fictional TV show character that was a loan shark amongst other than things.
I wonder what a Manta Ray Donovan would taste like?
by AnonDoxy February 22, 2024
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