ear limpet

Someone on the telephone who simply will NOT hang up, but keeps on talking...and talking... and talking... and talking.

"That woman would not hang up. She's such an ear limpet.

by rune December 12, 2010

Briers' Limp

Feigning an injury whilst losing at a sports game, as popularized by the pre-Tony Smith era Warrington Rugby League half-back Lee Briers.

Wire were losing away at Wakefield, so Lee reverted to the Briers' limp.

by asdasdasdasdbadbad July 2, 2011

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Drug limp

A limp that is acquired by one who is classified as a junkie or drugo, and having an unbelievable excuse as to the acquisition of said limp

For example, when someone sits on a knife and it stabs them in the front side if the thigh and they refuse to see a doctor resulting in a long standing drug limp

by Limping Lucy November 19, 2013

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017

Trigo Limpo

Sexo sem preservativo

Ja nao tem preservativos. Epa vai ter que ser trigo limpo

by WMVD May 13, 2020

Timpan Limpan

Timpan är en slags limpa som gillar att smaska på lullans bollar:)

Timpan Limpan är en riktig limpa altsså

by ChingChongPlingPlong August 28, 2020