toilet licker

The act, performed by a man, of licking a toilet whilst bending over from a standing position with his pants down and legs just apart. This position enables the insertion of another man's penis into his anus. This act is derived from the antics of George Michael performing sexual acts with other men in London's toilets in the 90's.

That guy is such a Toilet Licker

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

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spoon licker

1. A homosexual man, that sucks cock in bathroom stalls for heroin. 2. A skeezo or whore, that sucks cock for crack

1. "Yo man, don't go to pickle park because that's where all the spoon lickers are."
2. "You can sell all of those rocks to that spoon licker over there.

by champloo007 October 19, 2007

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penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

by matt January 23, 2004

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Window-Licker

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.

First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.

by ChubbyPuppy0093 May 3, 2011

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licketysplit

a short sex act (performed when eating out a guy's ass from behind) whereby the ass-eater momentarily services his cock and balls fruitbowl style before going right back to eating his ass.

important note: by dwelling any longer on the junk, it is no longer a licketysplit but rather an entirely different sex act: sucking cock from behind. the licketysplit is a quick acknowledgment of the dick and balls but is still really all about the ass, a side dish to the main course.

while hungrily eating out jeff's ass, martha quickly ran her tongue down to his balls and cock giving him a licketysplit before resuming tossing his salad.

by electric.eel December 11, 2009

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