1. Damn, bro... I have the worst jockage from walking around Gainesville all day. This town really does suck. If I went to school here I would have to kick my own ass.
2. Gainesville is only good for getting really bad Jockage.
3. Ow, I cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around Gay-nesville is messing me up.
4. Gainesville = Bad Jockage = MY LEGS HURT = REGRETTING EVER COMING TO THIS PLACE
2. Gainesville is only good for getting really bad Jockage.
3. Ow, I cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around Gay-nesville is messing me up.
4. Gainesville = Bad Jockage = MY LEGS HURT = REGRETTING EVER COMING TO THIS PLACE
by Te-Blows phillipino children October 23, 2008
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But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.
But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.
by Tmacb May 21, 2005
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A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
by becy May 3, 2005
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by Joseph Josephson November 16, 2007
Get the jock mug.One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.
by Your Name36 January 11, 2007
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Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.
"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)
by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008
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