A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
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Rob was feeling down, so I invited him to a Roman Circle Jerk, so he wouldn't have to jack off alone.
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On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
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