cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020

cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)

This cop truly is a worthless prick

by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024

Cop Camera Theater

The unctuous behaviors of abusive police officers who are aware they're being recorded, in an effort to deliberately create the illusion of justification for their otherwise unjustifiable actions.

Knowing they were within range of the cruisers dash cam, the police officers engaged in a little cop camera theater when they repeatedly shouted "STOP RESISTING!" as they beat the man who was obviously not resisting,

by Respect Mah Authoritah May 6, 2014

Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.

Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?

by MAZZORINI May 10, 2018

Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs

Offensive Cops

by randomkid777 June 17, 2022

ex cop

What a cop would be if he got as authoritative and hostile with a female as he routinely does with males. Males are conditioned to accept authoritative behavior and hostility from both sexes from about the time they are born, while females are taught that they are human and don't have to put up with anyone's shit (but that it's okay if other people put up with theirs).

A cop wouldn't have to kill a female to become an ex cop or go to prison over an interaction with a female civilian, all he would have to do is get as authoritative and hostile with her as he did with male civilians on a regular basis. Female lives must be worth a lot more than male lives, male lives must be junk and female lives must be critical.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Copping it

When Fahmi takes back something he has said when another person makes him fear the consequences of what was said.

He is copping it.

by Mtd.12 February 5, 2023