Nipple Hair

Hair on ur nipples lawl

Guy 1 : Aw man, I just grew some nipple hair.

Guy 2 : I'll clip it with my teeth if you want.

Guy 1 : No homo dou rite?
Guy 2 : Yea sure, whatever you want.

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

nerf hair

1. hair like that of Cory Matthews on Boy Meets World 2. hair so curly a Nerf ball would stick in it if thrown at it 3. hair with the consistency of a Brillo pad

That boy lost his comb in his nerf hair

by goddamit' May 26, 2009

Medusa's hair

A bowel movement comprised of many long, thin pieces which together, resemble the serpentine hair of Medusa.

Yo Cassius, I just shit Medusa's hair, I must have eaten too many grapes.

by Ragnord November 6, 2007

McDouble with a Hair In It

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

hair shower

the act of wetting your hair instead of showering

john took a hair shower this morning

by eagletits January 7, 2010

massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007