A Happy Fake Boulder

something u trip on

I tripped on a happy fake boulder.

by therealbromlg September 1, 2018

Fakebook

Creating a profile that is not you, with a fake name and details, possibly for the reason to spy on someone you don't want to know is you

Dude1: "Omg I can't believe she's blocked me"
Dude2: "Create a fakebook and add her to mess up her page!"

by Wraithous July 3, 2008

fake ass bitch

Someone who talks to you when deep down he or she hates you or dislikes you.

Penelope tells Feeby in class: "I fucking can't stand that bitch Tammy. She thinks she's so pretty. I hate her!"

Tammy enters the classroom and sits in her usual seat next to Penelope

Penelope says to Tammy: "Hey Tammy, you look so pretty! How was your weekend? "

Tammy and Penelope are having a normal conversation about what they did this weekend while Feeby is thinking to herself, PENELOPE IS SUCH A FAKE ASS BITCH. SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE HATES THIS GIRL AND YET SHE IS TALKING TO HER AND ACTING LIKE SHE IS HER FRIEND!!!

by basedonexperience March 16, 2016

Fake Blonde

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre October 10, 2008

fake Bernie supporter

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.

"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2017

chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.

Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg

by Joshaway November 13, 2007

fakecation

when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.

I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.

by eatmorchickn July 10, 2009