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fish sauce

Smelly but necessary for a fried frice.
A: Why don't you put fish sauce into your fried rice?
B: Why should I? It's really smelly! I hate it!
A: But... if you don't put it, your fried rice won't be tasty as you think!
by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023
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Chode Fish

A fish that has evolved from a into a chode-like species of fish. Some may be genetically mutated, therefore having hair on the scales. Rarely would you see moustaches. Their tail fins are also in the shape (or function) of balls.
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT CHODE FISH? IT IS OVER 9000.
by Charlie Chode Fish October 20, 2009
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Fei Fish

A fish that is starved for the amusement of a middle-aged teacher
Teacher lady had starved her Fei Fish for 8 days before it had died. This was 2019 it's not the year it's her killstreak! :)
by Mr. Nachumchum May 15, 2019
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Monkey Foot Fish Hook

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
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Fish Hands

Fish hands is a breed of fish from the Polymixiidae family, though unlike its biological relatives, who live among the tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, Fish hands is found around the borders of photos of randoms on Facebook. Fish hands survive off modern culture and thrive in strong social situations.

Procedure:

1. In achieving our goal, members of Fish Hands must perform the following for mad props and points.
1.1 When a photo is being taken of you, Fish Hands = points.
1.2 When a photo is being taken of somebody near you, leaning in for Fish Hands = more points.

2. The hailing of props is judged so accordingly.
2.1 The less you know the person within the photo, the larger the props.
2.2 The less you know the person taking the photo, the larger the props.
2.3 Props are awarded in varieties of mad, wicked, gnarly, etc and judged so on a case to case basis.

3. The awarding of points is judged so accordingly.
3.1 Owning or contributing to a well maintained Fish Hands album on facefuck is points.
3.2 Having your Fish Hands published on a non-believers facecunt album is epic points.
3.3 The quantity of invaded photos within a random’s facebook album directly relates to the epicness of said points.
3.4 Points are not actually calculated or maintained. Who gives a fuck.

Ultimate goal;
To see fish hands somewhere outside Australia, hence dominating the global market of media.

see teh facebook group for examples
Chris! Another photo ruined by fish hands
by hooolian January 2, 2009
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fish food

What a dead body becomes after it is creamated; not all that unlike, "worm food" which is what a dead body becomes when it is buried in a graveyard.

It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
{Aaron): Hey Jimbo, didjya hear that Bernie in Juneau got hosed down last weekend?
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
by Telephony December 13, 2012
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Nigger fish

A burnt fish of anysort burnt to the point where noone wants to eat it
son: Ewww im not going to eat that nigger fish. Father: you better eat that nigger fish its the only thing we got. son: But dad its a nigger fish noone eats them these days.
by Niggerfish March 2, 2008
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