Fapulous

A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.

For example:

Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"

by The1Atheist January 4, 2014

fapestry

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.

"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

Post-fapdom Depression

The feeling of disappointment/guilt right after fapping

Mom: What's wrong with jimmy?

Son: Oh nothing, just Post-fapdom Depression

by MR. TYTY555 December 6, 2010

Fapnap

nap taken due to exhaustion following a session of furious masturbation

hey whats vinay up to?
im pretty sure he's taking a fapnap.

by imfromcanadpombe August 3, 2009

Faptermath

The loss of horniness that comes after fapping. This normally results in complete disinterest and/or disgust towards the materials used to fap with (ie. porn).

PersonA) Damn, I came so hard last night, but after that I was sickened that I had fapped to granny porn! Why is that?

PersonB) Congratulations! You just experienced faptermath.

by Pey December 15, 2008

fapanese

Someone that constantly jacks off to anime.

"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."

by Paki Stan July 2, 2005