Daddy Dotard

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.

Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018

brown dotting

When you have to shit so bad the shit is poking out so far its dotting your undies with brown dot stains

I have to get off the phone I'm seriously brown dotting

by Kazbah October 4, 2006

dots

Another word for nipples -- either male or female.

Her bikini top came off when she jumped in the pool and everybody got a glimpse of her dots.

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

DOTS

medical slang/jocularity for "Dead on the Spot", corresponds to DOA

Doctor rushes into Emergency, "I heard there was a big bus crash - can I help?"
Nurse: "Only if you brought a mop, there were nothing but DOTS."

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 22, 2008

DOTA

Commonly known as defend of the ancients. But sometimes known as Dix Out The Ass, because of the nature of its gameplay.

Player 1:Hey lets play DOTA!!!
Player 2:Okay, Dix Out The Ass is SO FUNNN!!!!1

by DOTAAAAA May 13, 2010

dota

Another custom map for WarCraft 3.
Believed to have created a new breed of nerds.

Rusta: LMAO LMAO I SUICIDE UR ASS /W TECHIES FIRST BLOOD BITCH.
Nusta: STFU I PWN U GOOD WITH ZEUS.

by wumba June 3, 2005

Dotcommies

Persons who are convinced that the
web will replace all other forms of
storage and transmission of the written
word.

"I ask for a reference and they give me
a web page, what a buncha' DOTCOMMIES."

by Craig Ball June 12, 2003