Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

The Couch

The couch is a couch in every theater department, usually in a practice room or above the stage, that is strictly used for sex.

Person 1: I saw Liam and Ella go up to The Couch

Person 2: oh is that why it’s a different color

by Professional Among Us September 7, 2021

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024