Drugrats

Babies that are born already addicted to drugs and alcohol.

She abused drugs and alcohol, and now she gave birth to another one of those poor little drugrats...

by Morriebunned October 23, 2017

crabstain

Abstaining from sexual intercourse after seeing a creepy crawly wend its way through the pubic hair of a potential partner

Jeff saw something crawling in Mary's bush, so he crabstained

by Morriebunned May 26, 2017

couch potatotalitarianism

When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt

Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism

by Morriebunned May 29, 2017