Abstaining from sexual intercourse after seeing a creepy crawly wend its way through the pubic hair of a potential partner
by Morriebunned May 26, 2017
She abused drugs and alcohol, and now she gave birth to another one of those poor little drugrats...
by Morriebunned October 22, 2017
Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism
by Morriebunned May 30, 2017