Kim's Law 

Every new head of marketing must push to build a custom CMS

New CMO: "Hey guys! Glad to meet you all. We can all agree that WordPress is garbage, am I right? We're better than that!"
Dev whispers to other dev: "Kim's Law strikes again!"

Kim's Law by mostdangerousofmikes December 6, 2018

Kim's Office 

A private place to take a stinky poop.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in Kim's office.

Kim's Office by John Manlove June 6, 2006

kim's feet

the hottest thing in m4c

oh my god @5:14, did you see? kim's feet /leo

kim's feet by king_D__ September 19, 2023

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage by simskizzle November 4, 2011

Schrödinger's Kim

A state when a dictator, especially those named Kim, is in a state of both life and death at the same time.

Friend: "Hey, is Kim alive? Or is he dead?"
Me: "Don't know. He's a Schrödinger's Kim right now."

Schrödinger's Kim by ReaGame April 28, 2020

Schrodinger's Kim 

When North Korea's Leader has been assumed to be dead but there is no information to confirm or deny the claim.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Kim Jong Un might be dead?"
Person 2: "Yea but he's Schrodinger's Kim until anything is said about it"

Schrodinger's Kim by weswes887 April 28, 2020

It’s Kim Jaehwan

Whenever you hear a kpop stan say this it means that man gives off very manly vibes but may also have the most angelic singing voice ever.

“Kim Jaehwan is my bias”
“Why him?”
“Because... it’s Kim Jaehwan!”

It’s Kim Jaehwan by kjenthusiast September 26, 2019